Cutting Boards
This is where…
$30.00
A little sharp humor belongs in every kitchen.
A little sharp humor belongs in every kitchen. Laser engraved with “This Is Where I Murder Vegetables,” this cutting board is the perfect blend of functionality and wit.
- Premium hardwood, food-safe finish
- Precision laser engraved design
- Built for everyday prep or countertop display
- Hand-wash and oil to preserve the wood
- Made to order in Fort Worth, Texas
Every piece is handcrafted to order in small batches. Standard items ship in 3 to 5 business days. Personalized engravings and curated gift boxes take 1 to 2 weeks.
Shipping rates are calculated at checkout. Free local pickup is available in our area, just mention it in the order notes.
Because every item is made by hand, returns are accepted within 14 days for unused items in original condition. Custom orders are final sale.
